Episode 14: Keeping it Real, Funky Friends, and Proper Beef

 Hey guys, welcome back to proper. 

I'm your host Alexis. And you call us Mike. Hey y'all. 

You guys. Every time. 

Every time I say it. Hey y'all. We kind of. Hey. How y'all doing? 

We try to set the tone depending on the day with like. 

I'm high so. Yeah. 

See why you're so high because you finished down so stupid for this episode and that was last week. 

Really? No, I feel like I sounded pretty good. I was like, wow, I sounded better than I thought. 

You gotta have some the delusion. You guys do not feed the delusion. 

The delusion actually goes into one of the recommendations we have this week. 

She jumped in. She said, I'm ready.

 I just want to tease. I want to tease. I'm ready to go. 

You guys just set the tone this week. We're doing more of like a mini. We're going to call it mini like proper minis or something like that. We'll see. 

Proper updates. 

No. Because it's not really update because we update every week. It's more of like a mini episode. We don't have like a full topic.

 I'm trying to think there's like a word for it in like the TV scene. Oh, okay. Yeah. Like pilot. Like something's like a pilot, but it's something like. Oh, yeah. 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like an industry term, if you will. 

Exactly. If you're in the industry, you know, like I am. 

I'm an nepo baby. Anyways, she's a proper critic. You know, you guys. This week, we are going to do our norm of our proper lows and highs and our racks and a little update. And that's about it. We're going to keep it a little short this week. 

But as always, we're going to deliver to you every week. Don't you worry about a sweetheart because you guys are a little proper nipple. Nipple babies. Like your God's little nipple babies. 

Nipple babies. Yeah. So anyways, you want to get a little for me? 

I love that our structure has been you going low first. Because I can handle that. Yeah. You're strong. She's a warrior. You get low. 

I know. We should change our genre to singing podcast. Fuck the culture. Fuck the comedy. Well, musical. Musical comedy sex podcast. We love to get musical here. 

Yeah. Sing along if you can. Don't push it. 

We got to bring that back. Get them out of my sight. I can't stand them. Something about them is skin crawling. Discussing. 

No, I can't. No, they scare me. Even little influencers that I follow that I would never think that they would be the type to go to Disney World. They post a picture in the happiest place in the world and it's fucking Disney World. Fucking Mickey Mouse ears, bitch. I'm like, girl, you know what? Why are they jumped to the top and then to the bottom bitch? 

I'm just bigger than. What was you about to say? My mouth started going in rewind, but I was going to reference like white chicks. I was like, climb up to the big old. 

What is that? I was like, go to the big old tower, beat on your big old monkey chest and then jump off. My favorite scene about time. 

I can't order steak and fries without thinking of that bitch. Black. White chicks. Like imagine who we would be without that movie. 

I feel like it's at the tone. Like same thing for Austin Powers. I would be doing so much better in my life. I would have succeeded in so many times. How many times do we reference white chicks a day? I know, but how much time have I lost watching those movies? We're just seeing white chicks are good 50 times. I swear to God. It's crazy because if white chicks came out now, we would all be like, girl, what? Praise be girl. 

Anyway, blessings and salutations to them. Love that movie. So I've been working a lot of y'all. So I'm a career girl now. 

Oh, she got fucking money. I started working three days a week, not two now. So I was working at a party of 25 by myself. You know how I got it like that. 

I just got the skills and the talent. She's the server of all. She is the prom server of all servers. So it was like a business investor meeting type of shit. Anyways, there was this group at the event and everybody at that table. Don't piss me off. One guy smelled like absolute fucking B.O. 

Every time I had to like reach over him, I was like, Lord have mercy. You stink. It's tough. It's tough when somebody this is not making fun of. I mean, you know, it is making fun. This is a comedy podcast, but it's a cultural thing. Oh, that's gonna chat you about it. 

Were you? Yeah, he said it's a cultural thing. Why do people stink? Yeah, yeah, that's exactly. 

I mean, it is slightly a cultural thing, obviously, to like not use certain products and things like that. He was a white man. That's why. Yeah, because like hippies. Yeah, I was gonna say, oh, but white people, but like that is culture like white. This was a business meeting. 

So, you know, I assumed everybody will be perfume dove. That's what I'm saying. It's part of their culture like in life to my nose was assaulted that night. I'm gonna tell you that much because I had to be around that man for three hours. Question. If your friends stunk, you would say some. 

Yes. How close. There is a friend though that you doubt you haven't told her because we've talked about this because I have a friend who stinks and I'm not telling that bitch. I would tell my friends depending on who they are. I know you would tell me hands down, girl. I'll tell any of you. Yeah, I would tell you because I would expect somebody to tell me it's the same thing if my breath stinks. 

I would just be like, can we have a B-brill about Matt? You're a little serious. You're a little fucking serious. Like if your breath stinks, like I would want somebody to tell me, you know, I don't want to be walking around like talking to people. And my friend doesn't tell me because the whole time you're thinking like that's the thing about older bad odors Like the whole time you're thinking like damn damn they stay The whole time they're talking like damn that breast thing It don't matter how empathetic you are you're like Yeah, exactly such a bad thing and I talk close to people like I get close to your face sometimes Love it actually, yeah But also at this table was this lady that was just so aggressive like she oh She rounded up the whole table and they had to like change these small things to the menu that they had a Good mind you she was just being annoying and then she didn't want to share her fries She just pissed me off She didn't want to share her fries what they were like can we get more fries and you're like that is fries And then she was like I don't share it was like fries for the table and she was like I thought these were offering me And and then the host was like can you bring more fries? I was like oh my god I y'all already want like 20 bottles of wine all these drinks like let them have they fries girl I gotta go to pride people have they I gotta go up and down the stairs for this shit while I'm doing well what you thought work was a easy trip to money That's what I wanted you got to find a restaurant that don't got no stands because that's one thing that I would look out for There's restaurants here that have these narrow ass stairs what you think we got girl these waitresses and waitress Yeah, because the city girl shit my fat ass would not be able I would The amount of times I would slip all the way down them stairs One of our managers fell down stairs and broke her leg and that's how I got my job great. Yeah, you know life comes at you I Be thinking her every day for bringing that leg. 

Hmm lessons Natalie blesses Praise be girl when what what do they say when one door closes another one opens exactly my door open hers Definitely closed for two months. I'll tell you that Having a broken limb is so Depressing she would come to work with the broken leg and help stumbling around She was dedicated That's my low it's just that I haven't really Lo is the work day. I really have had a pretty good week In the distance longingly Even the weather looks depressing It's pale out there. Yeah, no, it's pale and it got cold again. So last week it was about 89 Now it's about 45 And I'm like, how but it's getting warmer because we got the warm weather now It's gonna get warmer in two to three days. 

It's about to get warm. Yeah. Yeah. This weekend is gonna get warmer Oh, I just got my high She's gonna get higher. 

I've been thinking this whole time. I what the fuck is my high gonna be that's how low of a week I've had you guys Let's be fucking for real. Sometimes we just have serious. Yeah, let's be serious. We just have low weeks Thankfully, I'm off birth control. 

So I still haven't felt like I want a KMS Which that's that's really good. I did it. Tell my Linda about that. That's No, like that has a You know, but yeah, I think it might have been my high last week, but okay, hold on. Let me not get into that yet My low is uh, Nala I remember in last week, I told you guys that I woke up to shit. Didn't I I believe so That was the first day and now is seven days later and it's been the same Um, she ended up having well not ended up because she still got it and now we're starting to cure it Giardia Which is a parasite that causes your dog or cat or yourself because humans can get it I think it's beaver fever for us Uh, where you're just shooting your brains out constantly Just imagine water coming out of her asshole uncontrollably every 45 minutes like she couldn't even sit down without it squirting A faucet and then even when I got creamier it was like she was still farting and didn't know that she was sharding so she would be sitting down And she would fart and get up and there would be pudding on the fucking floor and that pudding was her shite Ew, bitch. Right mind you it's contagious to me And I had to throw out three of my rugs and you guys know how expensive rugs can be Yep, and like I finally got to a point of feeling like I got my place together Like I got all the rugs roddy rata, you know, like that shit's difficult to get like girl. I know it You know it. 

Mm-hmm. And so I had to throw all them out. I just was on my hands and knees Not getting digged down Praying to god Scrubbing this fucking rug because it's one of my more expensive ones. It's the one that all you guys like Everybody I Everybody comments on you guys are always just like you guys won't leave me It's like insane Um, which brings me to an ad shout out Shout out to our sponsors Um, yeah, so my low was just filled with shit I would constant it was just constant like I feel like I've talked about poop for days now Yeah, you have and now it's uncomfortable You're gonna have ptsc from the stench. I'ma tell you that now 100 % anybody that talks about giardia. They're like the stench is bad, right? It's so particular Oh is it? That it lasts forever. 

Yeah, no, it's a particular, like Giardia Stench is like really really bad There was times where I would swallow in general She had like it was like 30 minutes later and I would feel it in my throat somehow Oh, because it was just in my taste buds in my sinuses Disgusting. I'm praying I don't get it because who wants that? There's no buts Obviously. Wouldn't wish I don't anybody to be honest. 

I think if you haven't got it now, you should be safe I hope so but it's like literally having a newborn baby and Lord knows that's something that I've never said I wanted So I don't understand. You manifest them wrong. Right, I manifest them wrong. So Yeah, pray for me that we're coming to an end I finally got some prescription meds for her to kill the parasite The only thing is that she can recontaminate herself and like there's a breakout in my community and like at the park Next door as well. So it's like I can't let her loose if I see her sniffing grass. She finna get her as we Yeah, so is it all of New York or is it just your area right now? It's just my area that I know if it's not like it's like in the news or anything like that It's a normal thing that happens to a lot of dogs like constantly But I've had Nala for 10 years. We've lived in different communities different states different cities She's never had anything like this So I don't know if it's because New York is dirty dirty, you know could be the rats brother in the rat girl somebody Somebody contaminated water is probably from the sewers to be honest Exactly. I read that too that it could be from the water that we don't know Yeah, because I put my water in a burrito But they say New York has the cleanest water in the US So I give her faucet water like everybody gives you faucet water here You ask somebody for water at their apartment a luxury apartment. They give you faucet water Oh, we do that here girl the water here is super good actually it is ice spring water Iceland water tastes amazing Like I think it might be the same here. 

Yeah, it's like crystal. Oh, that water was so good girl You could drink it from all of water the faucet is freezing too. Like you just got away And then the floor is always warm I want to go back to Iceland right give me Go let's go. I feel like I know somebody Icelandic that I met recently can't remember beautiful They all look the same I'm about to be back on my Europe shit you guys I'm gonna get my dual citizenship y'all just wait girl. I'm telling you get it. It's so important. Why not? 

No, literally why not? I need to I started looking into it and then I was like you guys listening If you have a grandparent from Europe you can get dual citizenship in Europe and you can live in any European Union citizen Wait any European European Union country. Damn, they speak right Yeah, my nano is from Spain Italian that's what the Italians be calling them what not all mm-hmm. Well, it's it's the European way It's an Italian way. No, I think it's a European way because I think gree-shin people do is it gree-shin? 

What we called him Greek Grecian is something somebody looked at up send us a message At the end of the day we never said we are a history or geography mages. No, this is a musical podcast I You would think today is the fourth one you I mean it is four 20 weeks girl actually four 20s in two days for us Well tomorrow girl today is it's the 18th. Oh girl. 

I'm crazy. I really thought our episode Y'all three months I've been praying for money I've been praying a God on my hands and knees not open legs open for Jesus to tell me though He showed a tea bag your ass. He said but but but I'll pay you in a week and he's showing up there girl I the money y'all there's broke people around I got paid y'all finally So now I have like all these prospects that I've been like having in the background like that blind date that I was telling y'all About I couldn't go because I was broke nobody knows about that except for me myself and I Now you know I can make the plans now I can I have a trip to Berlin that I'm going to next month like Like there's so much happening now that I have the money, but I need to be Responsible I'm gonna start paying people back. So if I owe you money you expect in the mail, right sometime within the summer Call it out for her on behalf of my girlfriend miss him. You better pay her back girl I just paid somebody back today $120 anyway But with the amount of money you got That's just a reminder because you wouldn't shut the fuck up about being broke. Everybody knows it You wouldn't stop with that. 

Oh, yeah language and terminology and then boom the universe was like see if you question me What Moe again? Give me the money again, and I have some more money coming in not gonna speak on that But but no but speak on a girl you always gonna have money coming in that's at the end of the day You don't gotta like it don't gotta be factual. I don't gotta be in the books yet because it's in the books in the future girl Oh, praise me, but now that I have this money I'm getting back into my goals of like like I want to travel this summer and I want to like it I was gonna say experiment Experience I haven't really experienced it since I've been here because I've been broke the whole time But now that I have the money any working and I'm working so I feel like times are changing The depression is over. Have you got any callbacks for like getting another? 

Oh, actually I do So maybe I'm gonna be starting with this other job But uh, the pace is gonna be a little bit garbage, but it's just gonna be a side gig Everything's kind of a side gig. Yeah, okay great. I love that high for you Great I agree. I talked about with the height, what I said. 

Oh, that I don't want a KMS. So yeah, I definitely have anxiety and I wanted to pull my hair out at one point. I definitely got out of character. So yeah, my high is that I don't want a KMS. And yeah, that's all that I can give you today because it's been a rough week and we're just being fucking for real on this podcast. Well, it's coming to an end. She's getting the prescription. She's dying. It's coming to an end. 

I'm putting her down. Thank God. All right. Thank God. Thank God. I'm so happy. 

Crosses up, you guys. That was something I wanted to bring up. I wanted to talk about my first date that I've been meaning to share on the podcast. I forgot to talk about it during the, was it the pickup lines? Was it pickup lines? It should have been for X. 

It should have been for a lot of different episodes, I believe. It just came to mind now. I feel like maybe I did talk about it before, but I'm not sure. It was the time I went on the first date. This one I was still like hooking up a lot on Grindr. 

Maybe 18, 19. And so I'm texting this guy and he was like, oh yeah, come over so we can watch a movie. You know what that means. 

We can fuck. Exactly. Like there's no other meaning. Yeah. 

Anyways, I get there. Turns out this guy has a colonoscopy bag like attached to him. And I was like, who is, who? Stop, stop. Did he know you were atop? 

Yeah. So what he doing, just getting a colonoscopy and then just going to be about to be inserted. What was he thinking? He about to go to the hospital. 

I just don't understand why. Maybe a little bit of a warning. He said I just got a colonoscopy. I got no shit in my booty holes. 

So let's get it in. It's in his bag though. Don't worry about the bag. Oh my God, it was so awkward. We watched Tarzan and I ended up going home. Tarzan of all movies. 

Why would you say the gayest movie? I don't know. How do you leave that situation? You're already in the home. I'm quick. 

I gotta go. They're like why? I'm like, don't ask. 

You really want to know? I was still young. Girl, I did that at like 18. This boy had me come over. I thought we was just going to smoke, talk, you know, like kick it. He had a whole cast for his whole leg and then he was trying to rub up on my leg. I was like, you think I'm going to ride you right now? Because that's the only way we're going to fuck if that's what you're implying. 

No one did well. You haven't even been able to bathe with this big ass cast on. Get the fuck out of my face. I said, I gotta go. 

Like these are things people should disclose before. 15 minutes in, Mike. I said, I gotta go. I just walked out. He couldn't chase me. 

His leg was broken. What can he do? Stop. He tried to apologize multiple times for touching on my leg like that, but I don't really play. 

Don't worry. I think it's so awkward to leave in the home. If we were out in person, I could leave. 

I think out in person is kind of worse. Like in his home, it's like, I'm leaving you in your home. Bye. Get the fuck out of my face. I'm leaving. I am exiting this box. 

We are in. I don't know. I think it's maybe scary a little bit. What are you going to do? Hit you over the head with an axe? 

Who knows? Pearl! This world is crazy. Watch your backs, you guys. 

You guys, it's wild. Hold your loved ones. Right. And hold your colonoscopy bags. Hold on tight. 

Oh my God. So we both had a shitty past. Girl, my past is my current. 

You talk about some almost 10 years ago. The fuck out of my face. Oh my God, bitch. 

Almost 10 years ago. Fuck out of here. Yeah, I know. I was like, I don't want to say the amount, but almost 10. Oh, girl. Lord have mercy. We're getting there. Cross 10 years. Is there a 10 year anniversary? 10 years. 

Oh my God, it is in like two, three months. Barely. Lord have mercy. Praise be to God. I'm not going. We owe. 

I'm just saying we can. Comment down below, you guys, if you're Republican or Dominican. Either or. There's no in between. But moving forward. Let's go on with the wrecks. 

You got anything? It's unstable on Netflix with Rob Lowe and his son, the guy from Parks and Rec and Perkins. The guy that talks like that. If you guys are, if you guys know who I'm talking about him and his son. If you don't know, you know him and his son wrote it and they are father and son in the show as well. And it's like very sitcom. 

But the first episode, there was this part that really sat with me and I literally had this moment before recording today. I like do a lot of self care. So when I have weeks like this, it's very exhausting and takes me a little while to get back on my rhythm of feeling good. 

If that makes sense. And so like, I haven't done any dance parties. I haven't stretched. I've barely mastered it. Oh my God, girl, you're going through it. Bitch, you need to get back on that. Follow that advice. You get this great crow tonight, girl. 

Don't do, don't do it. Girl, me too. Me too. I love Rodney Scarecrow, girl. Oh, and so the very first scene, it's Rob Lowe. He's like this really famous scientist or whatever has this huge business. And he's like the first scene. He's like, he has like this beautiful view. He's outside, but he's looking at his phone at like a dog video of like a dog getting, I think it was this something since months ago, like a dog getting saved and he was like crying at it. 

And I felt like that just hit differently because that's literally like, like the world is ending or like you have like, there's something so much bigger that you could be looking at, but then you're just looking at like this video on the internet that made you cry. Anyway, and then he was like, I'm going to have a dance party. So he puts his headphones on, has a little dance party and they go in and out of watching him, which is like silence because it has it in his headphones. And I'm like, that's literally like if somebody were to walk in on me dancing, I would look like that. And then he looks in the mirror. He's about to cry and he was like, nope, that's not what we're doing today. That sounds like us. Literally every day I'm like, you better, you slap that ass and you go girl. 

You know? Be happy. Be happy, you're great. Everything's great. While I'm picking up shit, while I'm wiping all this ass, everything's amazing. So it was good. 

It's a little funny one. I kind of hated how it ended, but it was very open-ended where you can tell that they want to keep this sitcom going like Parks and Rec or The Office, for example, where it's like a lot of seasons, you know? Where is this on? Netflix. 

Netflix. Of course. Of course. A lot's been going on there. Yeah, Netflix is on there. It's corny sitcom. If that's what you're into, that's what you're into. 

Obviously BeZoo did. It's childish, funny. It's like if you like Parks and Rec, The Office, you'll like this. Exactly. 

Sly, so it's not for me. Right, exactly. But it will be for most of you guys. Stay tuned. It's really short. 

It's a cute little, even the half an hour background noise is cute. Like six episodes? Eight, eight episodes. When it ended, I was like, what is this? Where's the other episodes? 

That shit cut and I was like, what happened? Oh, actually bring back the shortest shows, honestly. Honestly, they're quick. You get them done in a weekend. Exactly. 

And they're funny. So you don't feel like, yeah, because a thriller can drain a girl sometimes girl. Because I'd be thinking about it when I go to sleep or I'm like, that's crazy. And then I started thinking about the director and the writer. I'm like, how did they do that? 

That's kind of what? Who wrote this shit? Who wrote this shit? Like when you read the ingredients on the back of a song, you're like, who? What is this? 

Who the fuck wrote this? Anyway, but with those little sitcoms, you're done easy. You don't think about any of that. You don't look up the cast. Like nothing matters. It don't stay with the director. 

Yeah, no furrow. That's why I don't know any of the actors' names on sitcoms and shit. I'm like, who? That's why comedy is not on the Oscars. Because it's quick. Because it's not memorable. Well, something, yeah, I guess you're right. Some, but nostalgic ones are only. 

Yeah, I was going to say that. When we were kids. White chicks exactly. Yeah, but comedies nowadays don't hit. 

They haven't hit the same in a minute. Why I really like that one comedy. I got to watch it again, but with Jonah Hill and Lauren London. 

But that was like a rom-com still. Oh, I thought super bad. I want you to watch that again. I didn't even watch super bad again. But yeah, I'm trying to think there hasn't been a good straight comedy, not not wrong. 

Yeah, nothing. Wait, are we blinking? We haven't wrecked a comedy. We just think our thrillers are comedies. 

The last good comedy I'm thinking of is like super bad stepbrothers. Was that after that's that same time period? That whole time period. It was comedy after comedy after comedy. Maybe our maybe our humor levels have gone up and that's why that's what that's why we find humor in like death. We love Diller and we're like, that's crazy. 

That's why other people don't like comedies. There we go. Yeah, it's like the full we cracked the case and their children again. We got to get them. 

I can't wait to get all time or so. I'll go watch that. That runs in my family. 

Me too. Anyways, that's crazy. Literally. We just predicted the future. We're going to be in our commune like girl who the fuck is you? We've been to be fighting with each other like we did in high school. 

Girl who the fuck is you? That girl's club, not the commune. Y'all, what do y'all think about communes? 

Like I think they're fucking disgusting. I think if the world is ending like for real for real like it's getting hot. It's getting cold. We run in scars of the food of the product of all that we should have a commune with our friends, friends that we feel can contribute to the community. We need farmers. We need well done. 

We need. I'm a supervisor type of leader. Girl, what do you think I am? I'm a supervisor and I could be a sous chef, but I would lead the farm. I would definitely be prom queen of the commune. I run this. I am mother of the commune. I'm sorry. No brothel on Fridays on Fridays. We both mother of the commune. 

The one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one, the one. Vogue nights on Fridays. Vogue Fridays at the car. We look. Rave Sundays. Rave Sundays all the way till Tuesday. 

Girl, that's a life that we, you, friend of me, look at. Hold up. Let's start the commune. We might as well just grow our poppy seeds. The proper coffee. We grow our poppy seeds. 

We grow the cacao. And we call it a day girl. And the we. Yeah. We got we. We got. We got the valley. 

We got to think of a new name. We're monks. We're monks. Proper monks. 

Proper monks. We all have shaved pony tails. Just like a pony tail. We all look the same. Anyways, so I was going to wreck you guys. This movie called bodies, bodies, bodies from 2022. Oh, that was only last year. Available on show times. 

If you guys have it. If you don't, you know what to do. So this is like a Gen Z. I want to say slasher. No, like thriller. So it's about these like 20 something year olds that go to this like summer house and she goes down. The power turns off. 

Somebody dies and they had to figure out who killed that person. Oh my God. Like what is that called? Isn't that like a game? 

Like a murder mystery? Yes. Okay. Yeah, exactly. Just like that. 

Okay. But it's like Twitter and real life. Like the way they're talking there, like talking about gas lighting and like you're talking. So the thing goes very much. 

What were you? Yeah. And it's so cringy that it's good. Oh my God. 

I love it. It's that movie that where the one goes like. They think one guy killed everybody and they're like, what do you know about him? And she's like, I don't know. 

He's a Libra Moon. Like this is a lot. They're like, what's his middle name? And she's like, I don't know. You asked that after a really, really long time. 

Like I don't know. And then she talks is so like, she's also a comedian. But like the way they talk is so natural. It feels like you guys stuck with your friends in a cabin. And I go, I don't know. 

Here, let me look it up. And they're all on drugs. I forgot to mention that. What type of drugs? Like Coke and I think E. Oh my God, Pete's in it. Pete Davidson's in it. Oh yeah, Pete Davidson's in it. Oh my God, I love him. 

I will slap on his nose any day. I think you should watch it. Go ahead and watch that today. 

It also sticks with like the dark comedy theme. That's a good one. I definitely want to watch that. But let's get into the big wreck. Oh my God, the biggest wreck of all wrecks. You guys have been hearing about it everywhere. 

Beef with Ali Wong. It's on the news. It's on gay news. 

It's on billboards. It's Ali Wong, right? It's in Times Square. 

It's everywhere. Yeah, Ali Wong. And what's his name? Stephen Yoon. 

For y'all watching, if you don't know who Stephen Yoon is, that's my future man. Like he's so fine. Sorry, what else is he in? He's in, nope, he's in no. Wait, he looks so much cuter, like not in character. 

Yeah, I know. They had him look crazy. Yeah, but I was thinking, he doesn't look crazy. 

He just like broke. He do, yeah, you're so right. Cause it's the same person. 

Crazy, what my, I always thought about that. Like, I mean, think about Drake. Everybody thinks Drake is the finest man. If he was broke. I thought he was so fine and digressy. He would be so ugly if he was broke, it's crazy. He would have a beer belly, I could see it. So he looks like every Dominican. Girl, he do. 

Also the same body type. My champagne boppy, shout out to him. This show was so good. There's like so much to unpack. So if you haven't seen it yet, I guess shut this off and listen to it again, unless you're okay with spoilers. Spoiler alert. Yeah, unless you're okay with spoilers. 

But this is your alert. Where do we even start? I feel like this show had me going for a loop the whole time. First episode ended, I was like, this is a show about ending this positivity movement that's going on in social media and like society in general. And then I just kept flipping the script, flipping the script, I was like, what is happening? I'm still thinking about it. And I finished it a couple of days ago and I'm like, what was the biggest takeaway? 

It's like the whole thing between... Letting go. Letting go is a big one. But how having money does not give you happiness. Like, you know how people are like, money doesn't buy you happiness. We all know money buys you happiness. But you have to have that mindset still to accept that. 

And not everybody has that mindset. Well, the 1%, they're probably the most unhappy, you know? Like, that's the whole thing and showing both sides on how they still have the same amount of anger, same amount of pride, same amount of like... Stress. Stress about supporting their family. Literally the same amount of stress. But on the outside, she looks like she's not struggling because she has the nice house, she has this, she has that. 

But you still gotta work for that. She has that fake persona too. Oh my God, her life was hard. Everything, girl. But it was a little sexy though too, because when she was getting big down by a little brother. 

Girl. Oh my God, let's go back to him being fine when they showed him at the beginning when they were working out. I was like, oh my God. No, I was like, that's great. I was like, I think I have a new type. 

It's big Asians. He, when she said spit on it, he said... Girl. I had to go rub one out. Myself, think about him. Pause. Pause. I was like, you know what? 

I'm sorry, you're not. I was like, oh my God. But when she got the blonde hair, I was like, anyways, change your back. I was like, what is this? I had a ball of the colors. 

You need leaks. I had a ball of the colors. We gotta find you a home girl. And her husband was cute too. I thought her husband was mad cute. Oh, he was so fine. The outfits he had on too, I was like, mm. 

Brian was like, he could dress. Papito. And the house was so nice. The grandma was about to get these hands a few times. I'm glad she fell down the stairs, girl. Cause as she deserved it. She was like, I need money, so I'm on your side. 

It's kind of crazy how she still had that persona too, that she was like, the end all be all had all this stack. And it wasn't even, cause like it was art money. And we think of art money as like one of the most prestigious realms of money. Cause that type of wealth is so generational too, cause it's a form of currency. Essentially art is. So like Pablo Picasso and like all those big actors have big centers. I was like, do they have? 

I was like, I think that's an artist. Do they have like families? You know, I never looked this up. And just like the museums that have the art, give money to the artists that has the money. It's the people that collect art. That's so sad. 

Yeah. The people that collect art, those are that's that generational wealth, because those pieces of art, they don't depreciate, you know, depending on the value, but that's the thing about art. And that's why I would compare it to something like NFTs, because the more people are interested in it, the more market it goes, it's just like, you know, based on the market. And then if it becomes a form of currency in the sense that you can trade it for something huge, like you can trade a piece of art for a house at that point. 

Who do I sell art to? That is insane. The 1%, that's that 1%. That whole lifestyle is crazy to me. Like, learn. 

They just be wasting money on nothing. On a piece of paper, girl. Not that art is a piece of paper, but like there's art pieces that are worth millions of dollars. I mean, come on. Insane that somebody thinks like. It's just that 1%. I mean, there is value in it, but it's like not that much. It's like, y'all don't even see the value in a human being to that point. 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I think there's a point where you have so much money Nobody is a person right everybody has a value right that's why so sad Speaking of that talk about that one part where old girl who was collecting money and her girl fucking close the elevator on her Like that's what I knew this was a 824 Use our code at discount You And that the message behind that too I got that that lady was the richest of all rich right? She was willing to drop a hundred K on a fucking chair and she didn't have somebody wait Two seconds for her to get in that elevator. You know what I mean like money doesn't buy you love It doesn't buy you anything besides other things that give you more stress Do you think she didn't have anybody to hold the door for her because she had money or because of the way she acted because she had money So if you don't change as a person I think it's because humans are humans at the end of the day And they're always gonna choose themselves when it comes down to it no matter how much you provide for them Uncondit that's what she was saying. There's conditional love everywhere, but not unconditional and that was the message at the end Girl what she was like hugging him and that was conditional now unconditional love Unconditional love right which is crazy like that the ending was that I wonder if they felt connected through the anger They had for each other or yeah, yeah, yeah, cuz nobody else was showing that around them So that was like them. They're only yeah, I think that's why they kept it going Yeah, it's like two addicts connecting and they were addicted to feeling angry exactly feeling that I absolutely know I used to only look for situations and people that made me angry because that's what you attract when When you're in this unhealed space and that brings me to also the part where they kept talking about how therapy doesn't work for their cultures Eastern minds right and so, you know speaking for myself who comes from a background that therapy isn't really welcomed And then I've had therapy and I've gone through this journey of awareness and healing and all that so like chasing anger I feel like is such a a common thing with people who are unhealed because Essentially when you're on you like you're hurt, but that hurt turns into anger anyway You got a project this summer right and they were just projecting it back and forth back and forth There's just so many emotions that went on that they both did so good. 

Yeah, no the acting was so good But I like them both a lot. I love I long. I wasn't really familiar with him But now I'm gonna be addicted. I I don't think I have I seen get out. I did but he's not in get out He's in nope. 

No, but keep you home. Yeah, I haven't seen nope. I'm gonna see no me neither He's also in this one Korean movie. That was like really good where he's like a Korean American that goes to Korea and He hangs out with these two friends that are childhood friends It's a boy and a girl and he's dating the girl, but the guy also likes the girl So it's like a love triangle type thing, but it's really dramatic like really well filmed cinematography is amazing But it's in Korean so you're gonna be Because you know, I don't like reading and it's crazy because I'm the type that I keep subtitles on all the time I feel like there's a there's one person. 

There's the other person. I'm a subtitles girl But I don't like I don't like when I am forced to having to read it to understand what's happening I think you need to get used to it because once you're like five minutes in use loose track that you're even reading and you're Doing both at the same time, but then I'm like, what if I'm eat? I can't eat while I do it. 

No, you can't yeah That's the thing. Well, you can always watch movie and not eat well There's a flip to every coin the grass is always greener on the other side That's what my mother always said and she's always right love her thought Anyway, so beef back to beef. It was so good. Oh, do you think that they died at the end? 

Or what do you think? I feel they died because like the lighting at the end was so like because they're not tripping anymore Why was it so trippy? I think those versions of themselves had died in that moment once they connected on a love level Because he like woke up out of his a coma to like wrap his arm around her so that gave me the sense of being Yeah, yeah, like the very last scene his arm went up like that. Yeah. Yeah So I feel like that version of themselves is what died through this traumatic experience Do you think they would get in trouble for all the shit they cause cuz he did a kidnapping? 

They did so much she like set up a burglary which resulted in a death Actually multiple deaths because his cousin died, right? Oh, did he get also the actor that plays the cousin With the beard drew all the paintings for the intros. You know how every I was wondering I was like, oh There was I knew there was a wow gorgeous every like painting is a different style. It's so cool I loved that whole concept of the intro of the of the title of every episode along with the art that they used for it Wow, I love knowing that what an artist. 

Yeah, I watched a little quick When they were eating the at the buffet at the in Las Vegas, it was so nice the way he bit that crab with his beard teeth He's happy. I was like crazy I felt that though when you're so drunk like the morning after and you're eating like it was bad I hate that feeling But there was just so many twists and turns and it was like so much betrayal All of it was just betrayal after betrayal after betrayal. Yeah, that was the most They all betrayed each other in a certain way The whole thing was like letting go because if you don't you ruin everything around you Yeah, it's like one action of not they just saw their family and nobody could admit that they were wrong Yeah, because one action of not letting go can lead to just like a domino effect of Other shit Rather than if you let go there's no domino like you stuff the spiral you stop the domino effect and you're like I'm not letting that energy into my life. 

And also so many people hate to admit that they're the one that caused all these issues. That is a big topic there too because both of them were like that. At the end they were like saying if somebody hunks that you don't chase them down or whatever. 

Yeah and he was like next time don't honk. Exactly. And that's such a message I've really been experiencing and like trying to incorporate in my life recently of just like surrendering. We say that we keep saying it let go and let go let go and let God because we have to just surrender. When we say let go and let God like obviously there's humor behind it but it's really as simple as like let go and let the universe or whoever you believe in if you let God or the universe just take control and surrender and like you continue pushing forward but all that other bullshit like people that want to have you fucked up situations I want to have you fucked up all that like let that should go. 

If somebody wants to like be mean to you or not talk to you anymore let him go. That's the universe being like let's make room for somebody better you know. Oh think about like all the relationships you've had before with people or like ex-friends. How many doors did that open? Like the saddest moments in your life literally lead to something so big. Every time I feel like a door closes again especially recently since having this mindset I'm like I already know something better is gonna open eventually and it always does with people because I feel like people are really fast-paced really in and out of my life recently and it's really with the beef too with the whole topic of like the selfishness of people and like how normal it is to just constantly choose yourself but kind of in a detrimental way to others like unless you're like healed and you're capable of like thinking about other people but I feel like yeah just let go. Honestly amazing show I would recommend it to my greatest enemy. 

Everybody can watch this. Literally my grandma my greatest enemy. The girl that cursed you your greatest enemy. Yeah. Your cousins blessing her. 

Fuck that bitch but yeah. Literally I staged before this I was like whatever energy that God had hold to me this week and let it go. I opened the windows I was like get out. I was literally like you are not welcome here. I was so I was literally like seriously get the fuck out of my life like I've been on some positive shit I'm just like done with the drama but I think we're coming to an end I'm picking up the shit pads I kind of cling to my rug because Lord knows I can't afford a fucking deep clean and her meds are starting so we're good we're getting back on track. 

Exactly. Kylie's coming this weekend girl yeah I'm excited. You got plans set up. I got plans set up girl. Well this was good this was a good little app. 

That was fun yeah yeah. And beef can be found on Netflix. On Netflix Netflix is doing it big you guys. HBO. Shout out to our sponsors Netflix for sponsoring today's episode. We like our HBO sponsorship now we're on to Netflix. Yeah like when Connie went from Adidas to Reiki. 

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Encanto. I don't think I've seen any. Isn't that like a baby movie. Yeah girl but I love auto Pixar movies. Girl grow up. 

When are you going to choose to grow up. Oh one of my favorites. Finding you more and finding more. You know what no shark or what is it. Shark tail. That was one of my favorite movies. You want to show us them all. Yeah but it's not one of my favorites. 

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